omgs:
“me taking my cinnamon waffles out the toaster
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dumbthotticusplayer1:

when im playing out a daydream scenario in my head and i catch myself trying to rush to The Good Part™:

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“WE’VE GOT TO FIND JACK!

timmyburton:

There’s only 365 days until next Halloween!“

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“364!”

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ginger-ale-official:
“ wormywormy:
“! click on the worm
”
I like the worm :^)
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xzeniax:
“credit: http://pislices.ca/post/155946264317/galaxy-170116
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bekindbegoodbebrave:

Here’s to the twenty-something’s who see more hospitals than bars

who are living on caffeine and prescription pills

whose time is filled with doctors appointments instead of business meetings.

here’s to the the twenty-something’s who are fucking tired

here’s to the twenty-something’s who don’t feel twenty-something at all.

watermelongf:

Me after a long day of being a stupid bitch

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demigirldemigoddess:
“What are you gonna do with those big fists? Gonna hit me? Better make it count. Better make it hurt. Better kill me in one shot.
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